hey everyone... this blog has moved permanently to http://kodder.net
:)
Thursday, April 12, 2007
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
Adventurous Tongue
So I was talking with this girl about my tongue, because she saw how big it is and I have this habit to end a lot of phrases with a ":P" when making a joke.
So I was like yeah I am proud of my tongue, its my joy and pride...she corrected it by saying "Pride and Joy"...
so I was yeah yeah and i started saying some famous quotes but tonguating them :P.
like: "Going boldly where no tongue has gone before" (startrek)
and when I reached: "Its a small lick for (a) tongue, a giant lick for tongue kind".
She was like: "To the moon?"
My answer was: "Moons are nice, but they have to be clean..."
:P
So I was like yeah I am proud of my tongue, its my joy and pride...she corrected it by saying "Pride and Joy"...
so I was yeah yeah and i started saying some famous quotes but tonguating them :P.
like: "Going boldly where no tongue has gone before" (startrek)
and when I reached: "Its a small lick for (a) tongue, a giant lick for tongue kind".
She was like: "To the moon?"
My answer was: "Moons are nice, but they have to be clean..."
:P
Sunday, April 01, 2007
Weird Dream
One of the weirdest dreams that I had so far, the entire dream is a bit incoherent because I don't remember every detail anyway here it goes.
For some reason I was in a parking in Edinburgh inside my (sold) mercedes, same mercedes not opposite sides, but the roads were like in the UK. I was trying to drive and for some reason I always ended up driving on the wrong side of the road(right side for us) and I almost hit other cars so I return to the parking, then I talk to this old woman a bit and I tell her why i can't drive correctly, then I decide to try again and this time I go on the right side of the road, i feel weird because everything is inverted, and seems the parking was next to AUST ( the edinburgh branch...go figure) and it was even on a curved road exactly like AUST Lebanon, but the difference is that instead of hotel dieu and some bridges I could see a long road between rocky moutains, and while driving rocks were falling from the moutains and I was trying to evade them at the same time trying to evade the traffic because everything is inverse, and I reached a place where the road was completely blocked by fallen rocks so I had to go offroad and drive over huge rocks with my mercedes, which btw before you say its impossible... I have done that in real life :P (mercedes 300E 1990 is a tank :P)..
And then the dream ended, maybe...or I just forgot the rest...bleh.
and no its no april fool..
For some reason I was in a parking in Edinburgh inside my (sold) mercedes, same mercedes not opposite sides, but the roads were like in the UK. I was trying to drive and for some reason I always ended up driving on the wrong side of the road(right side for us) and I almost hit other cars so I return to the parking, then I talk to this old woman a bit and I tell her why i can't drive correctly, then I decide to try again and this time I go on the right side of the road, i feel weird because everything is inverted, and seems the parking was next to AUST ( the edinburgh branch...go figure) and it was even on a curved road exactly like AUST Lebanon, but the difference is that instead of hotel dieu and some bridges I could see a long road between rocky moutains, and while driving rocks were falling from the moutains and I was trying to evade them at the same time trying to evade the traffic because everything is inverse, and I reached a place where the road was completely blocked by fallen rocks so I had to go offroad and drive over huge rocks with my mercedes, which btw before you say its impossible... I have done that in real life :P (mercedes 300E 1990 is a tank :P)..
And then the dream ended, maybe...or I just forgot the rest...bleh.
and no its no april fool..
Lebanon in May
I am going to Lebanon between the 19th to the 31st of may.
not 100% sure but its very probable.
see you then :).
not 100% sure but its very probable.
see you then :).
Finished Uni
Yesterday I finished my final assignments, I do not have any more courses to attend so basically I will never attend any courses ever again, all I have are finals and my thesis :).
So you can expect me to start updating all my blogs again :).
I had a damn tough 2 months :).
So you can expect me to start updating all my blogs again :).
I had a damn tough 2 months :).
Profile Pictures
Whether its for msn messenger, yahoo messenger, google talk, myspace, facebook for any web application that has a profile pic , people are just funny.
Men usually strike either funny poses, pictures doing something interesting, or for some reason angry poses.
As for women generally you have two kind of women.
1)women who think themselves beautiful, which is mirrored by all the model like poses while making suggestive hot curves with their bodies and pouting their lips.
2)women who think they're ugly, and what they do post are pictures which makes them really ugly (even if they weren't ugly in reality), pictures that do not relate to them but somehow describes how they perceive themselves, and the worse pictures kind of all posting a pic of them with a very hot girl to attract guys just enough to reveal their "secret"...
I am usually posting pics of myself in the funny poses category, most of the time with my tongue dangling out of my mouth. Did I ever say that I am damn proud of that tongue ?
Men usually strike either funny poses, pictures doing something interesting, or for some reason angry poses.
As for women generally you have two kind of women.
1)women who think themselves beautiful, which is mirrored by all the model like poses while making suggestive hot curves with their bodies and pouting their lips.
2)women who think they're ugly, and what they do post are pictures which makes them really ugly (even if they weren't ugly in reality), pictures that do not relate to them but somehow describes how they perceive themselves, and the worse pictures kind of all posting a pic of them with a very hot girl to attract guys just enough to reveal their "secret"...
I am usually posting pics of myself in the funny poses category, most of the time with my tongue dangling out of my mouth. Did I ever say that I am damn proud of that tongue ?
Sunday, March 25, 2007
300
just saw the movie. EXCELLENT!!!!
And for the Lebanese it might just remind them of an event that happened not so long ago...
And for the Lebanese it might just remind them of an event that happened not so long ago...
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
decision...
considering moving to my own site. http://kodder.net
install wordpress and have everything there...
what do you think?
install wordpress and have everything there...
what do you think?
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Evolution...
Species evolve by nature selection; that's what makes species adapt and change to their environment, the individuals with the best characteristics to their surroundings survive and breed, the others just die, eliminating in the process unwanted and weakness in the specie itself.
Humans don't do that, everyone breeds, people with permanent sickness, short sighted people, people who have a higher potential of cancer, etc. etc.
The only reason that they still breed is our humanity, and our love to help others.
Imagine that we aren't human, a lot of genetic diseases would be phased out.
Let me take the example of myopia, I used to have myopia before my surgery (I still have traces), like 100,000 years ago I wouldn't survive in the wild, I would be eaten by some saber tooth simply because I cannot see it coming :P.
For some reason myopia is still here, probably because some 100,000 years ago they found some useful work for people with myopia instead of letting starve to death...
which is good on a humane level, and probably people with myopia instead of hunting were left thinking in some corner and invented some nice stuff, but on the genetic level...what a disaster...
I think we discovered the fire too soon :P.
Humans don't do that, everyone breeds, people with permanent sickness, short sighted people, people who have a higher potential of cancer, etc. etc.
The only reason that they still breed is our humanity, and our love to help others.
Imagine that we aren't human, a lot of genetic diseases would be phased out.
Let me take the example of myopia, I used to have myopia before my surgery (I still have traces), like 100,000 years ago I wouldn't survive in the wild, I would be eaten by some saber tooth simply because I cannot see it coming :P.
For some reason myopia is still here, probably because some 100,000 years ago they found some useful work for people with myopia instead of letting starve to death...
which is good on a humane level, and probably people with myopia instead of hunting were left thinking in some corner and invented some nice stuff, but on the genetic level...what a disaster...
I think we discovered the fire too soon :P.
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